JD Salinger is a living person, not a dead one. Learned this from the new issue of WIRED.
10:10 PM Apr 19th from web
Why hasn’t Susan Roesgen been sold into indentured servitude? Can somebody arrange for that?
1:32 PM Apr 16th from web
One Neil Hamburger joke then it’s off to bed. “Why did God send Terri Schiavo to hell? For the sin of sloth.”
10:19 PM Apr 14th from web
The more I neglect Twitter, the more followers I get. Sonsofbitches don’t RT my Kim Jong Il jokes but come in droves when there’s nothing.
10:16 PM Apr 14th from web
I was making jokes about Moses and Sinai Peninsula Thunderfuck last night when suddenly my Mother Mary night light exploded into sparks.
5:10 PM Apr 10th from web
On my libertarian island, all members of my cargo cult will speak in pantomimes only. If they know what’s good for them….
9:34 AM Apr 10th from web
Now that the weather’s nice, chubby chicks slow their cars down and try to seduce me while I wait helplessly at the downtown bus stop.
10:44 PM Apr 7th from web
Last freebie, then I start charging for these things: “Is that a North Korean slave state in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”
11:37 AM Apr 5th from web
Rescued from the joke trash bin: “Is that Kim Jong Il in your pants, etc.”
11:02 AM Apr 5th from web
Finish the thought: A rabbi, a priest and a North Korean slave state walk into a bar…
10:55 AM Apr 5th from web
San Diego + Sobieski = Sobieskiego, multicultural Wisconsin town of the future.
9:54 AM Apr 1st from web
