CLEANING OUT THE LINK CAGE: September 26, 2009

  • Cracked.com provides “Six Bullshit Facts About Psychology That Everyone Believes.” How Cracked.com is an authority, I’m not sure, but it’s worth a read.
  • A pile of interesting Soviet-era magazine covers. Via Siberian Light.
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  • Listen to Carl Sagan sing; I implore you. This is incredible.
  • Hey! Guess which heartless bastards are sabotaging nationalized health care, preventing sickly Americans from receiving the care they deserve? If you said teabaggers and Republicans, you’d be wrong, jerko! Point your finger at our omnibenevolent brothers and sisters in the Democratic party, G. In particular, you should be livid with such altruistic souls as Ron Wyden, Nancy Pelosi and John Kerry. All of them are bogging this bitch down, do-gooders.
  • Who cares if Alan Turing cracked the German enigma code and won World War II?? He invented the Homo Devil Machine called The Computer!!!!! DESTROY IT!!!!.
  • Phil Plait points us in the direction of a stunning photo of Saturn
  • Joshua Keating describes the “Top 10 Craziest Things Ever Said During a UN Speech.”
  • The excellent site Atlas Obscura gives a shout-out to Dr. Evermore’s Forevertron junk-sculpture park in Baraboo, Wisconsin.
  • Environmental Graffiti spotlights the “18 Creepiest Landscapes on Earth.” Among them are Iceland’s Námaskarð pass, a.k.a. the Gateway to Hell; the strange egg rocks of New Mexico’s Bisti Badlands; and the desert surrounding Laguna Colorada in Bolivia.
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  • Christopher Hitchens bids farewell to Irving Kristol in a fascinating read. Says Hitch:

    …Kristol appears to have been contradictory between an abstruse, elite intellectual and the popular will: If I understood him correctly, he believed that religion was a useful tool for making people behave well, quite independent of whether it was true or not. If that should turn out to have been a paradox with a dry hint of cynicism, he very probably derived relish from it.

  • Jack Shafer sends Andrew Breitbart some much-deserved accolades for his ACORN exposé.
  • Richard Dawkins is coming to town. I’ll see you there, perhaps. Not sure if I’ll marshal the courage to ask him why it’s OK for Bill Maher to receive an award best reserved for genuine scientists, skeptics and critical thinkers.
  • Speaking of the braying jackass Maher, David Gorski at Science-Based Medicine has a fantastic, exhaustive piece explaining why all of us should be wary of anything that comes out of Maher’s snout (please forward the piece to any friends or loved ones who view Maher as a voice of “reason”):

    Thanks to an anti-religion movie (Religulous) and his frequent stance as a “skeptic,” many of my fellow skeptics consider him one of our own, even to the point of giving him an award named after Richard Dawkins. Yet, when it comes to medicine, nothing could be further from the truth. Maher’s own words show that he has anti-vaccine views, flirts with germ theory denialism and HIV/AIDS denialism, buys into extreme conspiracy theories about big pharma, and promotes animal rights pseudoscience. That’s not a skeptic or a supporter of science-based medicine.

  • The Russian military is giving soldiers candy instead of cigarettes. MosNews brings this stunner to light:

    Russian Deputy Defense Minister Colonel General Dmitry Bulgakov has announced that the Defense Ministry will no longer purchase cigarettes for soldiers, Russian website Gazeta.ru reports.

    “There are no cigarettes in our new military allowance. We have replaced cigarettes for the army with caramel candies and sugar. However, we can’t prohibit smoking completely. If a soldier wants to smoke, he will have to buy cigarettes with his own money at a store during his period of leave,” Bulgakov said.

  • It’s just another great day at Crappy Taxidermy, possibly the finest Web site in recorded human history.
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    Via the Wiki Men:

    Niagara is an Iroquois word that means “thundering waters.”

    Via the City of Niagara Web site:

    Niagara combines the ultimate outdoor recreational pleasure with the industrial support you need to succeed. Located within the Iron Mountain/Kingsford urban area, 90 miles north (1 1/2 hours) of Green Bay, Wisconsin, Niagara offers a unique blend of business and pleasure.

    Winter temp. 15°F, Summer 80°F, Rainfall 27”, snowfall 40”

    Niagara, Wisconsin Paper Mill

    Via a site called Ghosts of America:

    The ghost of an engine driver is sometimes observed pulling a dead body from the ice cold water of Fumee Creek around midnight.

    A lady without a head is known to have been distinguished on one or two instances down next to Sand Portage Falls in the early morning hours facing the bystander. A man who lives here argues that this ghost is that of a person who settled here in Niagara many years ago.

    A guy lacking a head was witnessed chatting into the thin air as if somebody besides was present. The eye witness got freaked out and ran off. Anyhow, this is a nasty phantom that you shouldn’t go seeking.

    Via the home page of WNBA player Anna DeForge:

    (Anna) honed her remarkable skills back home in Wisconsin in the small town of Niagara, where she went on to become Wisconsin’s career female leading scorer for 10 years from 1994-2004. Currently, she is 2nd All-Time leading scorer in Wisconsin State History for women with 2,601 career points.

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    A rundown of music that’s new and interesting to yours truly.

  • Heroin and Your Veins belongs mightily to Finland’s Janne Perttula. It’s noir-liquid-night nocturnalism. Take a peak; this video is occupied by maggots, or possibly meal worms:

  • Up next we’ve got Bohren & der Club of Gore, super-neat kindred spirits to Heroin and Your Veins. They’re German, and they’re excellent and fun. Piano, mellotron, sax…they will warm up your Machines of Special Joy.

  • Now I’m here to tell you about something special known as The Kilimanjaro Darkjazz Ensemble. I already extolled the virtues of this band a few posts back but I wish to tell you Great Things about them again. They are from the Netherlands, which is great. They are full-on with the audiovisual eros, which is great. They mend my charred and broken soul with the following song, also great:

  • This is your time, too, for Bulgaria…for beauty. For Balkan songs. Fantastical. This is your love jam.

  • I will return again on some future date to make your life pleasant with beautiful sounds. Thank you.

    — DJ ICED BORSCHT

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    CLEANING OUT THE LINK CAGE 09/22/09.

  • Glenn Greenwald is one of the best lefty writers around. His Salon.com piece on Glenn Beck and the confusing business of political identity and trans-partisan rage, for instance, has a depth and intellectual diligence about it often missing from the shallow and trite observations of say, Matt Taibbi. Here’s a particularly insightful passage:

    Even the quasi-demented desire for a return to 9/12 — as though the country should be stuck permanently in a state of terrorism-induced trauma and righteous, nationalistic fury over an allegedly existential Enemy — is the precise antithesis of the war-opposing, neocon-hating views held by many libertarian and paleoconservative factions with which Beck has now associated himself. Still other aspects of his ranting are obviously grounded in highly familiar, right-wing paranoia.

    So it’s not surprising that confusion has arisen over someone who transformed overnight from a fairly typical Weekly Standard/Wall St. Journal Editorial Page/Bush-following polemicist into some sort of trans-partisan populist libertarian.

    But as Greenwald shrewdly points out, there is a more interesting dynamic at work in the nation’s political psyche right now than Glenn Beck’s insipid and eccentric shenanigans:

    Far more interesting than Beck himself is the increasingly futile effort to classify the protest movement to which he has connected himself. Here, too, confusion reigns. In part, this is due to the fact that these “tea party” and “9/12″ protests are composed of factions with wildly divergent views about most everything. From paleoconservatives to Ron-Paul-libertarians to LaRouchians to Confederacy-loving, race-driven Southerners to Christianist social conservatives to single-issue fanatics (abortion, guns, gays) to standard Limbaugh-following, Bush-loving Republicans, these protests are an incoherent mishmash without any cohesive view other than: “Barack Obama is bad.” There are unquestionably some highly noxious elements in these groups, but they are far from homogeneous. Many of these people despised the Bush-led GOP and many of them loved it.

    Brilliant stuff, although I disagree with the “Barack Obama is bad” conclusion Greenwald reaches. I would argue that most of the protests in question lean more toward a “Barack Obama’s policies are bad” fury than an ad hominem fury.

  • Will Ferrell is making moronic political statements again, this time in a video that lampoons wealthy health insurance CEOs. Matt Welch at REASON makes a damn good point in response to the video: the same health insurance goons Ferrell and friends so proudly ridicule are actually enthusiastic contributors to the creation of Obama’s health care monstrosity.
  • Fred Stickel abandons the economic strife at the Oregonian, rides off into the sunset with his trademark warm smile…in a car made entirely out of $100,000-dollar bills…
  • Russian insurance commercial makes little sense…until my Russian-speaking wife translates it…and even then I’m still kind of confused. From what I can gather, the ad is mocking some corrupt Russian corporation. But who the hell knows, really. Watch. There’s a guy inside a copy machine and another guy who turns into a table. Via Above the Law. Here’s the company’s home page should you wish to obtain coverage.
  • Unyielding Venezuelan lightning storm. Via Boing Boing.
  • Giant hand in the Chilean desert!
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  • I’ve been hyper-critical of Jon Stewart before, but he’s extremely funny in this DAILY SHOW clip. Personally, I don’t find the ACORN corruption storyline very titillating, but I’m impressed that Stewart — Jon fricking Stewart, of all people — staunch unwavering liberal and indefatigable Obama ass-kisser that he is, even HE concedes that ACORN looks silly. Surprising and hilarious.
  • The Rapping Geneticist has stolen my thunder. I briefly had a fantasy of doing a “Rapping Skeptic” bit wherein I use the power of hip-hop to debunk 9/11 conspiracy theories, New Age flim-flam and other such crap. Via Pharyngula.
  • Strange urinals from around the world. Via Michael Shermer.
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  • Bioluminescent insects.
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