My FACEBOOK status updates for September 2009.

For use as needed. Is Wisconsin embarking on a golden age of scum, vermin, sots and imbeciles? An Illinois blogger says yes! LINK

Stan Lee’s tweets are endearing in a jokey and horrible Marvel Comics sort of way. EXCELSIOR, BITCHES! LINK

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Love it when a song appears in your dream like a soundtrack. This one randomly appeared in my brain before I woke up this morn. LINK

Curious how people will feel about universal health care if Caribou Barbie, i.e. Sarah Palin, gets elected president in 2012 and sits at the controls of the health care pinball machine. Everybody still excited and non-skeptical?

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My Twitter updates for Month No. 9 of 2009.

Nobody re-tweets me anymore. What a cold dark place this fun zone has become.

Why do singers always end a lyrical phrase with “blah blah blah, my friend.” Who says I’m David Crosby‘s friend? Who fucking says that?

Decided to unfollow a bunch of celebs; what’s the point? I have no interest in stories of pilot episode read-throughs and script alterations

@gwalter In PDX’s narrowly designed buildings (built for jockeys, clearly) I struggle with finding adequate urinal space. This burdens me.

Is Clark totally checking out Sacagawea‘s hot stuff here? Or is it Lewis being the “Ass Man”? http://tiny.cc/85hyT

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Sitting in a skyscraper at 4:00 a.m.-ish listening to ambient doom-jazz and Lustmord; yeah, pretty fucking weird. What planet am I on.

Van Jones is gone already? I was looking to have more fun with his truther cha cha cha.

Why are so many TriMet drivers surly little troglodytes with beret and glove fetishes? #PublicTransportation

The only thing I know about Kanye West, whoever he is, is that occasionally people give him a microphone on TV and he says something.

WHAT IF…Richard Dawkins had joined DOKKEN?

Special Non-Human #FF @TheRealOderus @SP4449@AbductionLamp @Bjork @Doggles

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RT @substitute @fimmtiu: BREAKING NEWS: THERE IS AN AUTHOR NAMED J.C. BEAGLEHOLE

I enjoy that my neighbor used the word “davenport” the other day. These things, these views hold up Lite Machines of Laughter & Nostalgia.

Attack therapy!!! http://bit.ly/Fb2Zh

I shall like to become a Nude Encounter Therapist in the Human Potential Movement. http://bit.ly/38nHku

Digging this Ronnie James Dio-era Black Sabbath. Curiously, I somehow missed it as a youthful headbanger. #HeavyMetal #Dio#BlackSabbath asdasd

RT @guruphiliac Conspiracyizing should be listed in the DSM-IV

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