Brent Lorenzo Fauve.
He can mend your soul.
He has the power to win 10 Super Bowls in one year.
His Steakhouse can talk to you, can bring light to your ham face.
Brent Lorenzo Fauve is endowed with sweet healing gifts.
He is the Son of the Godhead; he is half golden retriever. He can throw footballs to Sidney Rice.
Brent Lorenzo Fauve is going deer hunting in White Bear Lake this year. He is a Man.
He is a special athlete, and his innards are pure.
Brent Lorenzo can tackle the demons that gnaw away at your gosling soul.
Brent Fauve can protect your young, he can bathe you in the light of an Important American. He can breast feed.
He knows Bus Cook.
He is from the bogs of Mississippi.
He can jog with Deanna.
Brent doesn’t care much for Sterling Sharpe, but they remain close due to the powers of Brent Fauve’s famous heart.
Brent Fauve chafes at your hide, but you enjoy it. Your underwear bunches up, and this makes your bottom coo with happiness.
Brent Fauve will own the Oakland Raiders when Al Davis teleports to space.
Brent Fauve will make movies with Cameron Diaz again.
Brent Fauve is a Minnesota Viking; he will always be this.
He is a special athlete with love for goslings.
Brent Fauve is kind to puggles; mini-puggles too.
You love Brent Lorenzo; quit not loving him.
He is the King; he is better than Don Majkowski.
He is Brent Fauve, and he throws footballs.
