- This Michael Moore! He is some kind of big thinker! I cannot wrap my gosling mind around his thickness. His weight. He is light!
- Important American Michael Moore is delivering messages. He is broadcasting sunshine to cavernous mulch. He is a prime-time soul.
- Michael Moore‘s radiance lets me know that His America is the Correct One. He beams when he tells me what chafes him. He is a Proud Man.
- I am convinced that Important American Michael Moore knows how to stop Pain in All Parts of the World. He knows the formula to Winning Life.
- Do you feel like your underpants scrunch up with goodness due to Important American Michael Moore? If not, you must make this happen.
- Are you getting a chubby of Great Joy thinking thoughts for Michael Moore? He can show you the Way out of this Black Bog, this boiler room.
- I get special feelings in soft places when Michael Moore sings Sweet Music to Kill Evil Doers. He is like glistening dew on an osprey.
- There’s a spiritual element to Michael Moore; his backside emotes tender feelings, sweet muscles like those of the apostles.
- My gosling mind weeps, because it is so far from the light of Important American Michael Moore. How do I get closer to his cha cha?
- Michael Moore defies gravity; his knowledge makes my bottom coo.
