CLEANING OUT THE LINK CAGE: November 16, 2009 – Axl Rose Owes the Ethel Merman Estate a Shitload of Cash; God Loves the Devil's Music in Colombia and Nude Bears
Linked things.
- Ethel Merman disco trainwreck on CARSON (An astute YouTube commenter opines that Axl Rose stole his moves from the ol’ broad.)
- Percy Dovetonsils, “Ode to Dieting.” (And Jolene Brand in a bath tub.)
- More evidence of Islamic tolerance and compassion: “According to Islamlic Law, a homosexual must be thrown from a tall building.”
- If you’re going to hate the French, don’t do it because they were prolific suppliers of goods to Nazi Germany…or because they once threw rotten fruit at omnibenevolent Disney godhead Michael Eisner…or because they care deeply for Muammar al-Gaddafi…Do it because of CAT BURNING.


