CLEANING OUT THE LINK CAGE! NOW IN CAPS!
- AYAT IS LEBANON’S ANTI-RELIGIOUS, ANTI-MUSLIM METAL MACHINE! THE SINGER’S NAME IS REVEREND FILTHY FUCK!
- THE FIRST IFOCE RANKINGS FOR 2010 HAVE BEEN RELEASED! (WATCH OUT FOR RICH “THE LOCUST” LEFEVRE, FOLKS. HE’S A LONG-DISTANCE GURGITATOR CAPABLE OF ADAPTING FOR BREVITY!
- CHINESE SANDSTORM — EERIE.
- SLAVE PRINCESS LEIAS HAVING A SPLASH-DOWN AT THE CAR WASH. A SOAPY ONE.
- FIFTEEN WEIRD BUILDINGS! AND ANOTHER 15.
- AN AMUSEMENT PARK ON THE GROUNDS OF A DEFUNCT NUCLEAR POWER PLANT. WOW.
- SHRILL JACKAL EMINEM WANTS TO GET ROWDY IN A BATHROOM STALL LIKE BEN ROETHLISBERGER.
- FAVRE’S ANKLES BURDEN MY SOUL! I GOVERN HIS JOURNEY INTO THE ABYSS.
- MORE ON FAVRE’S ANNOYING ANKLES.
- WORST ENVIRONMENTAL DISASTER IN AMERICA?
- LOTS OF PEAKS.
- LITERATURE’S 10 WORST WOMEN.
- THE PORTLAND REAL ESTATE MARKET IS DOOMED.
- SIBERIAN HUNTER SAVES YETI FROM DROWNING.
- BABY PORCUPINE BORN. BABY PORCUPINE BORN. BABIES. BABIES. BABIES.
- VLAD PUTIN HUGS A POLAR BEAR.
- NAKED LUNCH IS AWFUL. SO IS WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS.
- JOE BIDEN LIKES TO SPEND YOUR CASH, NOT HIS.
- GOD’S TOP 50 SLAYINGS.
- OLIVIA MUNN WANTS YOU TO SKIP THE CIRCUS THIS YEAR.
- WELCOME TO JOSEPH, SATANIC MOTORISTS.
- ONE SUPER-DEEP THROAT! A TUVAN THROAT!
