FOX News – they say they’re FAIR AND BALANCED.What a bunch of hot air, people!
I bet if you ripped open Sean Hannity, his guts would be spangled with stars!
And this Bill O’Reilly fellow has a “No Spin Zone” on his program. But after listening to it, I feel as though the GOP has bent me over a washing machine…on the SPIN CYCLE!
Oh, and Mike Huckabee. Dude…what the fuckabee???
FOX broadcasters say “they report” and are kind enough to let “us decide“! Have you ever heard such twaddle? How many knees were slapped when that yarn was told? Good grief!
Look, I was born at night, true, but I wasn’t born last night!
FOX News, this viewer is not impressed. You’re going to have to work harder to pull the wool over my eyes.
Furthermore, I consider myself a patriot! I’ll be damned if I’m going to let some news magnate from Down Under color my worldview. No sir! You gotta get up pretty early to pull a fast one on this news junkie, and the last person who’s going to do it is some fancy-pants oligarch from the outback! I’ll hose off the S.O.B. and ship his assets back to Melbourne! I think there’s some koalas down there in need of a good rodgering!
GOOD NIGHT!
Photo credit: Laundry day, originally uploaded by Ozz Boyd.
