David Lynch Wants You to Vote for Obama Because Mitt’s Name Has Letters in It That Can Be Rearranged, Or SomethingSeptember 28, 2012 by MC | Filed under Stuff.
If you’re not familiar with the 90 Days/90 Reasons Web site that shills daily for the re-election of omni-benevolent halo wearer Barack Obama, please check out Ricky Sprague’s post here for some background info.
The latest celebrity to chime in with a pro-Barack post at 90 Days is David Lynch, a film director whom I admire and love.
By all means, read Lynch’s reasons for re-electing Barack Obama.
Then feel free to stab your lungs and face with an antler lamp.
I am going to vote for re-electing President Obama. I have noticed something in Mitt Romney’s name, which I think speaks to what he is about. If you just rearrange a few letters, Romney becomes R MONEY. I believe Mitt Romney wants to get his Mitts on R Money. He would like to get it and divide it up with his friends, the Big Money Bunch.
I believe he would like to get his Mitts on R Money, R Resources, R Freedoms, and R American Dream. I do not trust Mitt Romney to look after the best interests of 99% of Americans. I think electing Mitt Romney would be a catastrophe for our country—one which would be real difficult to straighten out later. Please do not let Mitt Romney get his Mitts on R Money or R United States of America.
I can’t even muster the energy to sigh at this point. As my friend Jacob Grier pointed out on Facebook today, politics ruin EVERYTHING.