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Phil Jesus

Film pitch: “PRESIDENT CHRIST.”

In a parallel universe, Phil Hartman is still alive, playing Jesus, who comes back to Earth to run for president.

I’m envisioning concept art for the film by the Jesus With You Always web guy, who could accomplish what Ralph McQuarrie did for “Star Wars.”

JC Secretary

The movie would have a loving and warm treatment of Christ, though, and wouldn’t be snarky or mean-spirited.

That is all.

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Also: Bill Murray as Ted Cruz in a Wes Anderson film:

Ted

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