Bringing Home the Freshest Kill

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Chuck Norris was the special outside referee f...

  • More Kalder: “For the Mullahs of Iran, America is the Great Satan and they are the servants of God. But while God’s people just unveiled the interstellar equivalent of a vacuum tube in a big brown box, Satan is kicking back and watching porn on a 90-inch 3D HD flat screen while sipping on a brewski.”
  • Still more Kalder:  “For too long Russia has been a place from which people flee, and not a haven for those seeking refuge. Russia would make an especially good home for all those actors who have declined in their homelands but remain popular in the East. For instance, Chuck Norris — I know he’s an ironic icon in America, but he was a bona fide god in Moscow in the 1990s.”
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The greatest thing about this skit is that it’s a minute too long.

I like it when comedians keep the enthusiasm going even after the moment has come and gone.

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