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Phil Jesus

Film pitch: “PRESIDENT CHRIST.”

In a parallel universe, Phil Hartman is still alive, playing Jesus, who comes back to Earth to run for president.

I’m envisioning concept art for the film by the Jesus With You Always web guy, who could accomplish what Ralph McQuarrie did for “Star Wars.”

JC Secretary

The movie would have a loving and warm treatment of Christ, though, and wouldn’t be snarky or mean-spirited.

That is all.

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Also: Bill Murray as Ted Cruz in a Wes Anderson film:

Ted

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John Bonham

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  • Glenn Garvin: “Obama has launched over 250 drone attacks during his three years in office, more than six times as many as the lawless yahoo Bush ordered during his entire presidency. And to say Obama launched them is not merely a figure of speech; a lengthy New York Times story last week detailed how the president personally approves the target of every attack at cozy little White House meetings known as Terror Tuesdays.”
  • Jack Shafer: “The failure of the press to think clearly and report soberly about illicit drugs and illicit drug users probably goes back to the invention of movable type. Perhaps the press does such a shoddy job because it doesn’t have to worry about any organized, militant constituency of drug users keeping them honest. Stoners are like that: I’ve never met one who was a good press critic.”

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