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The state—or, to make the matter more concrete, the government — consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with another, no special talent for the business of government; they have only a talent for getting and holding office. Their principal device to that end is to search out groups who pant and pine for something they can’t get, and to promise to give it to them. Nine times out of ten that promise is worth nothing. The tenth time it is made good by looting A to satisfy B. In other words, government is a broker in pillage, and every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.

H. L. Mencken (1936), A Carnival of Buncombe

h/t David Boaz

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Big Rob

Tremendous photo of Rob Ford from the Internet

  • Daniel Kalder on the bizarre spectacle of kids’ MMA: “…there’s a difference between playground wars and kids’ MMA, namely that the teachers at my school did not run out and join us in our fight circle to cheer on the violence. Instead, like the responsible adults they were, they broke up the battles. But at MMA events, the parents sit in the audience celebrating the beatings. And that seems a bit odd.”
  • Jim Goadafter a colonoscopy the other day in which he received the anesthetic Propofol: “They shot me up with a creamy syringe of the sweet nectar again this morning. As the nurse pressed the plunger, she told me I’d be unconscious in 3-5 seconds. I vowed to stay awake longer than that, but I was out before the plunger hit bottom. I awoke to be informed that my colon is as slick and blemish-free as an Olympic luge track, whereupon I hugged the nurse. I never hug anyone.”

Jim Henson Memorial

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All pics taken by yours truly unless otherwise indicated.











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Shipwreck Beach

Shipwreck Beach (Photo credit: Danielle Bauer)

  • The last article journalist Michael Hastings wrote before dying in a car crash
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  • ForeignPolicy.com: “…the claim repeatedly made by President Obama and his senior aides — that targeted [drone] killings are limited only to officials, members, and affiliates of al Qaeda who pose an imminent threat of attack on the U.S. homeland — is false.”
  • Night photographer Troy Paiva: “You can’t do this kind of photography if you spook easily, because yes, these places can be creepy in daylight. At night the creep factor really spikes. But a lot of those spooky feelings are bred into us — from a very early age we’re taught to be scared of abandoned places. That they are inhabited by ghosts and demons, that no good can come of visiting them. It’s been a common literary trope for 100 generations, so long that it’s practically stamped on us genetically. I’ve never seen a ghost, and I’ve spent nights in dozens of supposedly haunted places. I’ve experienced a lot of things that people could interpret as ghosts, but were easily explained away as wind under the eaves, or animals in the walls. And even if there really were ghosts, what can they do to me?”
  • When it comes to eating locally, Oregonians are full of shit


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Official portrait of United States Senator (R-KY).

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Look, I know we all have differences when it comes to Barack Obama. But can anyone logically argue that Barack Obama’s policies aren’t engines of awesomeness that benefit everyone in perpetuity? Frankly, I enjoy being governed by Barack Obama and I hope to be governed by Barack Obama for the rest of my life.


Official photographic portrait of US President...

Official photographic portrait of US President Barack Obama (born 4 August 1961; assumed office 20 January 2009) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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  • ‘A’ is For Assumed Incumbency
  • Adolph Eichmann Builds the Future
  • Alex Jones’ Trout Farm
  • Benito Steals the Bacon
  • Big Sis & the Illuminati Prom
  • Capture the Flag With the Trilateral Commission
  • Chris the Neo-Confederate Clown
  • Christmas With Burl Ives & the Elders of Zion
  • Commodification Snack Cakes
  • Curious George and Gilles de Rais
  • Curious George and the Holocaust Denial
  • Curious George and the Hostile Takeover
  • Curious George and Jungian Archetypes
  • Curious George and the Protocols of the Elders of Zion
  • Curious George and the Shroud of Turin
  • Curious George and the Sunk-Cost Fallacy
  • Curious George and the Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy
  • Curious George and the Zionist Occupied Government
  • Curious George Meets Marshall Applewhite
  • Darrell the Eminent Domain Duck
  • Dianetics and FUN
  • Diddle Diddle Dumpling & the Doomsday Device
  • Enlightened Absolutism For Kids
  • Father-of-All-Bombs Four Square
  • Finger Painting With Lyndon LaRouche
  • Fun With Leaflet Bombs
  • GoodTime Fun and the Deviancy Amplification Spiral
  • GoodTime Fun With Bailout Bisquick
  • Honey, I Shrunk the U.N.
  • Hopscotch, Expropriations and House Arrest
  • Indentured Servant Prayer Book and Funvelope
  • Jack Abramoff: What Do You Do with the Mad that You Feel?
  • John Jacob Jingleheimer’s Gender Theory Blues
  • Jumping Jacks and Renal Failure
  • Jumping Rope With Andrea Dworkin
  • Keep-the-Bastards-Honest Kick Ball
  • Knock, Knock Gendercide
  • Let’s Go Nation Building! by Nicky the Magic Knackwurst
  • Mama’s Miranda Rights
  • Moral Hazard Hopscotch
  • Mr. Zinn Puts On His Fun Face
  • ‘No Motherland Without You’ Workbook
  • Pass-the-Parcel Petrodollars
  • Pat-a-Cake, Pat-a-Cake, Political Prisoner
  • Pete’s Panopticon House
  • Pop-Up Pirate with the Eternal President
  • Pork Barrel Activity Book
  • Repressed Memory Therapy and Other Stories
  • Rock (Against Bush), Paper, Scissors
  • Simon Says: Let’s Go to the Emergency Government Headquarters!
  • Spend the Day With Bobby Fischer & Other Chess Theoreticians!
  • The John Birch Sing-along Book of Truths
  • The ‘Any Means Necessary’ Illustrated Songbook
  • The Carceral State and Any Questions You May Have
  • The God of Justice Truffle
  • The Tactical Turducken Thanksgiving Day Feast
  • The ‘We’re Here-We’re Queer’ Egg and Spoon Race
  • Tomas de Torquemada’s Toolbox of Excitement
  • Uncle Noam’s Foreign Policy Pop-Up Book
  • Why Does Daddy Call Mommy ‘the Plaintiff’?
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