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Posts in the hip-hop category

The back-flip over the police car at the 3:54 mark is One of Life’s Greatest Things.

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  • Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones wants some glory hole
  • Sean Penn‘s hair
  • Whatever became of the Ice-T/David Hasselhoff rap album?

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Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five - Great...

Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five – Greatest Messages (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

  • At LP.Org: “A President Mitt Romney would not undo ObamaCare. He’ll make it permanent.”
  • Jim Goad: “At the local Dunkin’ Donuts and Walgreens, I’ve noticed a surge of Georgia-born blacks in Muslim apparel. The festive Afro-nationalist dashikis so popular among American blacks twenty years ago have been replaced with what seems like a dress rehearsal for the global caliphate.”
  • More Goad: What the Hell Happened to Hip Hop? “I remember reading the lyrics to Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five’s “The Message” in a copy of the New York Rocker and being impressed that the words went on for what seemed like a dozen pages, whereas you could fit the lyrics to an entire Circle Jerks album on a strip of fortune-cookie paper.”
  • More Kalder: “…have you heard that in New Jersey the authorities just mandated seatbelts for cats and dogs? Oh yes, my friends. And if you don’t buckle up your beast, you will be fined between $250-$1,000 for your callousness and disregard for public safety. That’s right – no longer will Fido be able to ride shotgun, fur flying in the breeze.”

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AMOROUS EPHEMERA

ANIMALIA

AURAL LIQUIDITY

BIG AESTHETICA

COSMONAUTICA

DEEP-FRIED DYSTOPIA

DIVINE ILLUMINATION

GURGITATION = EMANCIPATION

LOOKING AT THE WORLD WITH LOVE

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