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- On 7 Nov | '2013
- Arena football is returning to Portland
- Daniel Kalder on the bizarre spectacle of kids’ MMA: “…there’s a difference between playground wars and kids’ MMA, namely that the teachers at my school did not run out and join us in our fight circle to cheer on the violence. Instead, like the responsible adults they were, they broke up the battles. But at MMA events, the parents sit in the audience celebrating the beatings. And that seems a bit odd.”
- Did Richie Incognito use his quarterback’s credit card to buy a jet ski?
- Is Madison, Wisconsin the country’s most racist city?
- J.D. Tuccille: “…to hell with arguing for more freedom, let’s take it.“
- Jim Goad, after a colonoscopy the other day in which he received the anesthetic Propofol: “They shot me up with a creamy syringe of the sweet nectar again this morning. As the nurse pressed the plunger, she told me I’d be unconscious in 3-5 seconds. I vowed to stay awake longer than that, but I was out before the plunger hit bottom. I awoke to be informed that my colon is as slick and blemish-free as an Olympic luge track, whereupon I hugged the nurse. I never hug anyone.”
- Sinatra, exiting a helicopter, drink in hand
- Stand-up comic Jenn Tisdale explains why she decided to make a porno with a famous male porn star
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