TUNDRANAUTICA

Bringing Home the Freshest Kill

Posts in the poetry category


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O!

Lady Pam…

You’ve freed me from the shackles of misogyny.

PAM

Pam — your morals are buttered with goodness. I’m glad to have glazed your ham, Pam.

Pamela…A million tears I now cry.

Pam!

All you needed was to transmit your love fabrics.

Pam!

Dearest Pam, your linen is moist; I’m so happy to have rogered you!

Pam!

You make me feel like a happy trout! Swimming in the ennobling waters of your marmalade.

It’s a joy to be lost in your Fortress of Rectitude, Pam. I wish to bring you cold cuts and other gift meats.

Pam!

Let’s make music together! Let’s text each other.

Love’s sweet mildew has sickened us both…

PAM.

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