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Phil Jesus

Film pitch: “PRESIDENT CHRIST.”

In a parallel universe, Phil Hartman is still alive, playing Jesus, who comes back to Earth to run for president.

I’m envisioning concept art for the film by the Jesus With You Always web guy, who could accomplish what Ralph McQuarrie did for “Star Wars.”

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The movie would have a loving and warm treatment of Christ, though, and wouldn’t be snarky or mean-spirited.

That is all.

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Also: Bill Murray as Ted Cruz in a Wes Anderson film:

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Official portrait of United States Senator (R-KY).

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Maurizio Cattelan’s top secret piece, carnegie by sokref1 on Flickr.

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There’s nothing terribly surprising about this video, but it underscores how little thought certain (most?) voters put into the election process.

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Look, I know we all have differences when it comes to Barack Obama. But can anyone logically argue that Barack Obama’s policies aren’t engines of awesomeness that benefit everyone in perpetuity? Frankly, I enjoy being governed by Barack Obama and I hope to be governed by Barack Obama for the rest of my life.

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Official photographic portrait of US President...

Official photographic portrait of US President Barack Obama (born 4 August 1961; assumed office 20 January 2009) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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