When Atheists and Critical Thinkers Are Stricken With Skeptical Aphasia

I fre­quent a large num­ber of athe­ist blogs. Birds of a feather and what­ever whatever.

An obser­va­tion.

Invariably, when­ever these blogs men­tion one of Christopher Hitchens’ great pieces, it’s always pref­aced with some­thing like “While I don’t agree with his pol­i­tics, Hitchens is a hyper-eloquent athe­ist, and this is an amaz­ing bit of writ­ing…

The hid­den mean­ing is “Someone’s polit­i­cal lean­ings have to mir­ror mine exactly if I’m going to take them seri­ously. But in Hitchens’ case, I’ll make this one excep­tion because he’s so bril­liant and ballsy.

Agreed, he’s bril­liant and ballsy. He’s one of my favorite writ­ers. But why does someone’s polit­i­cal ide­ol­ogy have to match that of the (almost always left­ist) athe­ist in order for his or her opin­ions to be taken seri­ously? Isn’t this close-minded?

Yes, I under­stand that Republicans (and Hitchens is obvi­ously not one of them) have been vehe­mently anti-science and pro-creationism as of late. I under­stand the Republican Party’s cur­rent world­view is incom­pat­i­ble with sec­u­lar­ism and crit­i­cal think­ing. I get that. It’s one rea­son why the party is with­er­ing away.

But to sug­gest, as many athe­ist and/or skep­tic blogs do, that the only worth­while polit­i­cal ide­ol­ogy is a left­ist ide­ol­ogy is a sure sign of skep­ti­cal apha­sia. To sug­gest that crit­i­cal think­ing need only apply to non-leftist polit­i­cal ide­olo­gies is to check one’s brains at the door and sur­ren­der to con­for­mity and shallowness.

Liberals don’t deserve a free pass, and Sean Penn should be kicked in the face; it’s true. (Note to Penn: if the jihadists ever get the upper hand in the ter­ror game, I’m pretty sure they will frown upon gay mar­riage, even more than the Republican Party does. Shocking, I know — they’re not MILK fans, and they view you and Dick Cheney as one and the same, the knuckleheads.)

But back to Hitchens for a moment. The con­fu­sion and hos­til­ity he gen­er­ates is what makes him so F-U-N. His abil­ity to antag­o­nize the very peo­ple, i.e. the left, whose polit­i­cal philoso­phies are so very aligned with his, is worth the price of admis­sion and more. He’s pri­mar­ily a left­ist, yes, but a left­ist who under­stands that one’s polit­i­cal stance can be mal­leable and sub­ject to mod­i­fi­ca­tion. Hitch isn’t beholden to the left’s bull­shit, and he doesn’t com­port with the left’s oh-so-strict eti­quette and behav­ioral rules. (He endorsed Bush, after all, and that pretty much makes him Satan in the eyes of the DOWN-WITHFILL-IN-THE-BLANK! crowd.)

Which dove­tails us back to this: the terms skep­tic and athe­ist do not auto­mat­i­cally equate with “left­ist.” I’m increas­ingly annoyed by this assump­tion, which seems to emanate from blogs penned by younger, more impres­sion­able scribes who believe crit­i­cal think­ing begins and ends with court jester Bill Maher.

The world is com­plex, chaotic and vio­lent, and it adheres to no uni­form moral logic (sorry, Noam Chomsky; the jihadists will still kill you, even if you shower them with happy-faced for­eign pol­icy and sun­shine bunny farts).

Given the com­plex­i­ties of the tem­pes­tu­ous shitscape in which we live, there is room for more than one polit­i­cal ide­ol­ogy, espe­cially in the skep­ti­cal arena. Thought diver­sity is a vital ele­ment in the kooky con­cept we call democ­racy. And it’s curi­ous that young, so-called “skep­tics” and athe­ists seem com­pletely removed from this concept.

Perhaps they will see the light in 2012 or 2016, when the Democrats’ chief neme­sis is — not the Republican Party, which will fade to black — but some mil­i­tant left­ist party whose high­est rank­ing offi­cials are the likes of Tre Arrow and Mumia Abu Jamal.

At that point, using more than one sheet of toi­let paper per deuce will be con­sid­ered a hate crime.

And those of us who don’t fol­low the lem­mings over the cliff will be ostra­cized, ridiculed and mocked.

I’m sure it will make for big laughs all around.

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