JD Salinger is a liv­ing per­son, not a dead one. Learned this from the new issue of WIRED.
10:10 PM Apr 19^th from web

Why hasn’t Susan Roesgen been sold into inden­tured servi­tude? Can some­body arrange for that?
1:32 PM Apr 16^th from web

One Neil Hamburger joke then it’s off to bed. “Why did God send Terri Schiavo to hell? For the sin of sloth.“
10:19 PM Apr 14^th from web

The more I neglect Twitter, the more fol­low­ers I get. Sonsofbitches don’t RT my Kim Jong Il jokes but come in droves when there’s noth­ing.
10:16 PM Apr 14^th from web

I was mak­ing jokes about Moses and Sinai Peninsula Thunderfuck last night when sud­denly my Mother Mary night light exploded into sparks.
5:10 PM Apr 10^th from web

On my lib­er­tar­ian island, all mem­bers of my cargo cult will speak in pan­tomimes only. If they know what’s good for them.…
9:34 AM Apr 10^th from web

Now that the weather’s nice, chubby chicks slow their cars down and try to seduce me while I wait help­lessly at the down­town bus stop.
10:44 PM Apr 7^th from web

Last free­bie, then I start charg­ing for these things: “Is that a North Korean slave state in your pants or are you just happy to see me?“
11:37 AM Apr 5^th from web

Rescued from the joke trash bin: “Is that Kim Jong Il in your pants, etc.“
11:02 AM Apr 5^th from web

Finish the thought: A rabbi, a priest and a North Korean slave state walk into a bar…
10:55 AM Apr 5^th from web

San Diego + Sobieski = Sobieskiego, mul­ti­cul­tural Wisconsin town of the future.
9:54 AM Apr 1^st from web

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