My Twitter updates for Month No. 9 of 2009.

Nobody re-tweets me any­more. What a cold dark place this fun zone has become.

Why do singers always end a lyri­cal phrase with “blah blah blah, my friend.” Who says I’m David Crosby’s friend? Who fuck­ing says that?

Decided to unfol­low a bunch of celebs; what’s the point? I have no inter­est in sto­ries of pilot episode read-throughs and script alterations

@gwal­ter In PDX’s nar­rowly designed build­ings (built for jock­eys, clearly) I strug­gle with find­ing ade­quate uri­nal space. This bur­dens me.

Is Clark totally check­ing out Sacagawea’s hot stuff here? Or is it Lewis being the “Ass Man”? http://tiny.cc/85hyT

Sitting in a sky­scraper at 4:00 a.m.-ish lis­ten­ing to ambi­ent doom-jazz and Lustmord; yeah, pretty fuck­ing weird. What planet am I on.

Van Jones is gone already? I was look­ing to have more fun with his truther cha cha cha.

Why are so many TriMet dri­vers surly lit­tle troglodytes with beret and glove fetishes? #PublicTransportation

The only thing I know about Kanye West, who­ever he is, is that occa­sion­ally peo­ple give him a micro­phone on TV and he says something.

WHAT IF…Richard Dawkins had joined DOKKEN?

Special Non-Human #FF @TheRealOderus @SP4449@AbductionLamp @Bjork @Doggles

RT @sub­sti­tute @fimmtiu: BREAKING NEWS: THERE IS AN AUTHOR NAMED J.C. BEAGLEHOLE

I enjoy that my neigh­bor used the word “dav­en­port” the other day. These things, these views hold up Lite Machines of Laughter & Nostalgia.

Attack ther­apy!!! http://bit.ly/Fb2Zh

I shall like to become a Nude Encounter Therapist in the Human Potential Movement. http://bit.ly/38nHku

Digging this Ronnie James Dio–era Black Sabbath. Curiously, I some­how missed it as a youth­ful head­banger. #HeavyMetal #Dio#BlackSabbath asdasd

RT @guruphil­iac Conspiracyizing should be listed in the DSM-IV

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