You Cannot Chafe the Hide of Brent Fauve

Brent Lorenzo Fauve.

He can mend your soul.

He has the power to win 10 Super Bowls in one year.

His Steakhouse can talk to you, can bring light to your ham face.

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Brent Lorenzo Fauve is endowed with sweet heal­ing gifts.

He is the Son of the Godhead; he is half golden retriever. He can throw foot­balls to Sidney Rice.

Brent Lorenzo Fauve is going deer hunt­ing in White Bear Lake this year. He is a Man.

He is a spe­cial ath­lete, and his innards are pure.

Brent Lorenzo can tackle the demons that gnaw away at your gosling soul.

Brent Fauve can pro­tect your young, he can bathe you in the light of an Important American. He can breast feed.

He knows Bus Cook.

He is from the bogs of Mississippi.

He can jog with Deanna.

Brent doesn’t care much for Sterling Sharpe, but they remain close due to the pow­ers of Brent Fauve’s famous heart.

Brent Fauve chafes at your hide, but you enjoy it. Your under­wear bunches up, and this makes your bot­tom coo with happiness.

Brent Fauve will own the Oakland Raiders when Al Davis tele­ports to space.

Brent Fauve will make movies with Cameron Diaz again.

Brent Fauve is a Minnesota Viking; he will always be this.

He is a spe­cial ath­lete with love for goslings.

Brent Fauve is kind to pug­gles; mini-puggles too.

You love Brent Lorenzo; quit not lov­ing him.

He is the King; he is bet­ter than Don Majkowski.

He is Brent Fauve, and he throws footballs.

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