• This Michael Moore! He is some kind of big thinker! I can­not wrap my gosling mind around his thick­ness. His weight. He is light!

• Important American Michael Moore is deliv­er­ing mes­sages. He is broad­cast­ing sun­shine to cav­ernous mulch. He is a prime-time soul.

• Michael Moore’s radi­ance lets me know that His America is the Correct One. He beams when he tells me what chafes him. He is a Proud Man.

• I am con­vinced that Important American Michael Moore knows how to stop Pain in All Parts of the World. He knows the for­mula to Winning Life.

• Do you feel like your under­pants scrunch up with good­ness due to Important American Michael Moore? If not, you must make this hap­pen.

• Are you get­ting a chubby of Great Joy think­ing thoughts for Michael Moore? He can show you the Way out of this Black Bog, this boiler room.

• I get spe­cial feel­ings in soft places when Michael Moore sings Sweet Music to Kill Evil Doers. He is like glis­ten­ing dew on an osprey.

• There’s a spir­i­tual ele­ment to Michael Moore; his back­side emotes ten­der feel­ings, sweet mus­cles like those of the apostles.

• My gosling mind weeps, because it is so far from the light of Important American Michael Moore. How do I get closer to his cha cha?

• Michael Moore defies grav­ity; his knowl­edge makes my bot­tom coo.

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