George Lucas quote I had in a dream circa 2006: “We find out in the pre­quels that Chewbecca can speak as artic­u­lately as a human.”

“?????? ??? ?????, ? ?????????? ??? ??????” (We hoped for the best, but it turned out as usual.) ex-Russian PM Viktor Chernomyrdin

My feet stink. Such a prob­lem. My whole house­hold has this dilemma.

Saw “Alvin & the Chipmunks: The Squeakel.” So many laughs this night…

Ordering Russian Package on DirecTV. Talking to Simka, Russian cus­tomer ser­vice rep. Very help­ful and pleas­ant. Terriible English.

I’m the oppo­site of Samson. The longer my hair gets, the more of a doo­fus I am/feel like.

That time of the month. My hair is in Psycho Porcupine mode. I look insane.

The evo­lu­tion of my Sore-Throat Voice: from Bob Einstein to Bobcat Goldthwaite.

Culture! Gang tourism! What delights await the curi­ous trav­eler! (LINK)

ClimateGate reminds me of the SEINFELD episode where the reporter thinks Jerry and George are gay.

Mapquest now makes you type in Cesar Chavez Boulevard instead of 39^th Avenue. This chafes my backside

David Duke wishes every­one a White Christmas (LINK)

What is the FIGHT CLUB movie doing inside the new SHERLOCK HOLMES movie? Anyone notice this problem?

This image gen­er­ates a sin­gu­lar joy in me: (LINK)

Oh my! (LINK)

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