What a bunch of hot air, people!

I bet if you ripped open Sean Hannity, his guts would be span­gled with stars!

And this Bill O’Reilly fel­low has a “No Spin Zone” on his pro­gram. But after lis­ten­ing to it, I feel as though the GOP has bent me over a wash­ing machine…on the SPIN CYCLE!

Oh, and Mike Huckabee. Dude…what the fuckabee???

FOX broad­cast­ers say “they report” and are kind enough to let “us decide”! Have you ever heard such twad­dle? How many knees were slapped when that yarn was told? Good grief!

Look, I was born at night, true, but I wasn’t born last night!

FOX News, this viewer is not impressed. You’re going to have to work harder to pull the wool over my eyes.

Furthermore, I con­sider myself a patriot! I’ll be damned if I’m going to let some news mag­nate from Down Under color my world­view. No sir! You gotta get up pretty early to pull a fast one on this news junkie, and the last per­son who’s going to do it is some fancy-pants oli­garch from the out­back! I’ll hose off the S.O.B. and ship his assets back to Melbourne! I think there’s some koalas down there in need of a good rodgering!

GOOD NIGHT!

Photo credit: Laundry day, orig­i­nally uploaded by Ozz Boyd.

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