My house was bur­glar­ized today. It’s annoy­ing and all, but the tards ran like hell once they heard my wife’s car pull into the driveway.

Nevertheless, the cretins were still able to steal my stereo, my cam­era and my bike. Therefore, I’m humbly call­ing on the masses of Portland cyber­space to alert me if they see any­one sell­ing the fol­low­ing items on Craigslist or at a local pawn shop:

1. A green Novara moun­tain bike
2. A Stylus Tough-6000 Digital Camera

The stereo is a piece of garbage and valu­able only to me, so I’ll let that one slide. The two items above look very sim­i­lar to the fol­low­ing JPEGs (culled from Google Search).

Update: they stole our cam­corder too (which has the baby films of my son on it) and two old cam­eras (one film, one dig­i­tal). Please help me ruin the lives of these chimpanzees.

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