The pre­vi­ous post bleeds into this one, although this time I’m explor­ing the sta­tis­ti­cal crevices and cran­nies of the United States and the United States alone.

Did you know that…

• Pennsylvania is ablaze with arson deaths;
• The good peo­ple of Ohio spend a lot of time at the library;
• There’s a whole lot of book­mo­biles in Kentucky;
• More pedes­tri­ans bite the dust in D.C. than any­where else;
• The most eco­nomic growth occurs in Arizona;
• A lot of peo­ple in Georgia are bank­rupt;
• People in D.C. have a very low sui­cide rate;
• There’s lots of extra blub­ber in Mississippi;
• West Virgina is a par­adi­s­aical place for smoke­less tobacco users;
• It’s not wise to under­es­ti­mate the num­ber of alli­ga­tor attacks in Texas;
• Chlamydia reigns in Alaska;
• A lot of peo­ple in Utah have stairs that don’t reach the attic;
• Wisconsin is your national leader in binge drink­ing;
• People in Idaho def­i­nitely don’t like killing babies;
• There’s a whole lot of pre­scrip­tion drug trans­ac­tions in Tennessee;
• The Nordic peo­ples of Minnesota enjoy jog­ging and fit­ness activ­i­ties;
• The abortion-tourism indus­try is on fire in both D.C. and Kansas;
• New Hampshire has off-the-charts liv­abil­ity;
• Many Nevada mar­riages end in despair; and
• Mississippi hate crimes are essen­tially non-existent.

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