Posts Tagged “idiots”

Enterprise? More Like EnterSHIT

I’m cur­rently expe­ri­enc­ing some bad cus­tomer ser­vice, cour­tesy of a sauna trout named Mark at the Austin Straubel Enterprise Rent-a-Car desk. Mark has pos­ses­sion of my wife’s wal­let, which she inad­ver­tently left in an Entrprise rental car. Mark has made retrieval of the wal­let a dif­fi­cult process. Mark’s not alone, though — he’s had plenty of help from […]

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My proposal to mitigate overpopulation: Rip the arms off snarky anti-Tea Party bloggers and baste them in their own boiling body fluids

I hate snark. I hate snide­ness. I hate con­de­scen­sion. And though I appre­ci­ate the envi­ron­men­tal blog Grist – it gen­er­ally has well-written arti­cles and rel­a­tively insight­ful analy­sis of climate-change issues — this cheap-shot at Tea Partyers has pushed me past the tol­er­ance thresh­old. Writes Grist blog­ger Sarah Goodyear: “Did you know that the seem­ingly geeky, mild-mannered pro­fes­sion of […]

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Please Suck My Diddle Stick

Here in Portland, liv­ing large is a hate crime. That’s why it’s help­ful when­ever con­cerned cit­i­zens leave mes­sages on my wind­shield like this, remind­ing me of how I can be a bet­ter per­son: My response is multi-tiered. I will park bet­ter when the city builds park­ing spots large enough to accom­mo­date vehi­cles big­ger than a Geo […]

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Bad Portland Customer Service: the REI Files

The wife and I have expe­ri­enced an inor­di­nate amount of bad cus­tomer ser­vice in Portland lately. The most glar­ing and recent exam­ple occurred at the REI store in Clackamas a cou­ple weeks ago. The skinny: I went to REI (a store I’m not ter­ri­bly fond of to begin with; it’s mostly over­priced, urban backpacker/adventure-wear for well-to-do […]

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