Iced Borscht

Amorous Ephemera

• Instant erotica: nude girl in a Russian hat
• Neighborhood watch

Back Home on the Farm

• Astral bowling in the Motor City
• Power by the Bay
• Wisconsin explores the money pit of high-speed rail

Deep-Fried Dystopia

• A vast collection of pickled dicks
• Why is the president talking like Jimi Hendrix?
• Why listening to other peoples’ cell-phone conversations is annoying

Esoteric Sentience

• Breakfast anytime
• Lonely transmissions
• Lost in Hillsboro
• Quiet house
• Shiprock: where the sky makes eye contact
• Symmetry in Hong Kong
• The Warrior Aquatic

God’s Abandoned Vanity Project

• A perfect day for bowling
• Hell is real

Hide in Plain Sight

• The City of Angels is becoming a desert of vacant lots

I’ll Show You the Life of the Mind!

• How to be a less awful writer