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I Hate You, Fellow Cyclists of Portland

February 19, 2014 by MC | No Comments | Filed in Stuff

I continue to hate my fellow Portland cyclists. One of the more militant ones rode by me tonight (are there any that aren’t militant?) and screamed: YOUR TAIL-LIGHT IS OUT!!! SO IS YOUR FRONT LIGHT!! I mean, where to begin. As if I didn’t realize this was the case. It’s like “Hey jerky, anything else […]

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Transgressive Girl & Bisexual Rockabilly Chick

November 4, 2010 by MC | No Comments | Filed in Stuff

A love odyssey at When Falls the Coliseum. Excerpt: Rockabilly Girl said her punk rawk blog, Abba Cadaver, allowed her to “excrete neuroses via the printed word.” I felt like I was standing on the edge of a volcano. Yeah, I said it. The chicks were hott. Even with their vast carpets of back-hair. There was […]

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If I Had a Dime for Every So-Called “Transgressive” Idiot I’ve Ever Met…

November 3, 2010 by MC | No Comments | Filed in Stuff

Oh I think it’s time to bust out Transgressive Man again, in tribute to the innumerable imbeciles in Portland and points beyond that act like this. When I encounter such clods, it takes all of my self-control not to pinch a loaf on their face. Or, more accurately, to quote TV’s Benjamin Horn: “…Sometimes the urge […]

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