PORN HEALS ALL WOUNDS Porn is the gift that keeps giving; and not just in obvious ways, as I hope to prove with this 36-part series. For 36 posts, I am going to seek and present porn knowledge — fun facts, obvious truths, exciting trivia and even some pictures. I’m no expert but I hope to transcend...
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George Lucas quote I had in a dream circa 2006: “We find out in the prequels that Chewbecca can speak as articulately as a human.” “Хотели как лучше, а получилось как всегда” (We hoped for the best, but it turned out as usual.) ex-Russian PM Viktor Chernomyrdin My feet stink. Such a problem. My whole household...
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Via Webland: Check out this phenomenal Lego mega-church GraphJam is good fun! RusClothing.com will have you dressing like a champ in no time flat Burka Barbie is here to confuse your daughters even more My Congressman, Earl, describes his near death-panel experience. He’s a hoot, this Earl! 10 beautiful snow animals Look at these beautiful libraries (They really are beautiful. I...
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Thomas Doyle makes fantastical dystopian snow globes. Walter Martin and Paloma Munoz make fantastical imaginative snow globes too. Vatican City wants you to enjoy pope snow globes. John Ashcroft snow globes. Snow globe Halloween costumes. PETA’s Holiday Snow Globe feature lets you send cheery e-cards featuring Colonel Sanders, Michael Vick, Dick Cheney and other fine snow globe protagonists. The Murder...
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Cleaning Out the Link Cage, 08/23/09: I’m told that Whole Foods Market is a fascist corporation intoxicated by its own greed, yet it has one of the most comprehensive and exhaustive list of employee benefits I’ve ever seen. Advertise and flaunt your formidable global conscience with the “I Am Not a Paper Cup” cup. What are human...
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As a wandering political agnostic, I’m married to no one ideology. I generally say I’m Libertarian, but only by default (unrelated: I have an idea for a Libertarian super-hero — he’s nigh omnipotent but doesn’t help out too much ‘cuz he wants to be left alone on his float boat. He doesn’t care for...
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